What can you say? You simply are an excellent detective! The root of all the curiosities at this house seems to be that the museum curator has a couple of jackalopes of her own! Oh ho ho! Time to make your escape.....
Museum Curator: "What are you doing?"
Uh Oh! It seems like you have been spotted exiting the jackalope room! What shall you do?
Detective: "Your secret has been revealed! I have found your herd of jackalopes! Therefore, I shall reveal my own secret! I am a detective and I have been sent to investigate this house! I am going to bring the information I have gained here back to my headquarters!"
Museum Curator: "Oh please don't take my jackalope friends away! They have nowhere else to go! It is a harsh world for them out there! Jackalopes don't like cars and roads! Jackalopes don't like hawks and foxes! Jackalopes don't like paying rent and filing taxes! My jackalope friends like it here, ask any of them and they'll agree! I give them plentiful vegetables, a warm room, and if they want to visit relatives they can leave at any time!"
Hmmm.... it seems like the museum curator really cares about the jackalopes under her care....The jackalopes also seemed happy to be here....
Detective: "Alright, I will make sure that the jackalopes remain under your care. No need to worry. I will report my findings to my headquarters, but only so your neighbors can be assured that there is nothing to fear in your home. Perhaps you will get more visitors soon."
Museum Curator: "Thank you very much! Come back anytime!"